Jun 14th, 2013 by trending
This week! We talk about Paris Jackson and how, despite her recent suicide attempt, she is still the sanest Jackson. We talk about the NSA and how their policy of spying on every American may be effecting Yakov Smirnoff's career. “What a country! In America, people listen on the phone, but in Soviet Russia they listen to you…Well, I guess we do that here, too. Hey, you know we’re all juts trying to get along on this big blue marble, right?”
All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!
Jun 7th, 2013 by trending
This week! We talk about free speech and does it apply to rape jokes. Answer: Yes, but grow up you dumb A-holes! A man in China goes to the Doctor only to find out he's a woman. In the United States men find that out when they go to San Francisco. Arrested Development is back but gets some harsh reviews from critics. Them? All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!
May 30th, 2013 by trending
This Week! Pat Robertson gives sage marital advice, "Hey, so what if you're husband cheated on you? Is he paying dem bills?". A mother/daughter porn team looking for a father/son team. And they say no on cares about family anymore. A mom puts her baby up for sale on Craigslist. If that baby is anything like the shitty futon I bought on Craigslist, I'd say just pass and get the baby new. Another Mom in China flushed her baby down the toilet. Damn, they must have excellent toilets in China. All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!
Honestly,I am just fucking with people at this point. My job is great!
May 8th, 2013 by trending
Just another day at the old Trending office. Disgraced former S.C. Governor Mark Sanford gets elected to Congress, despite the fact his biggest accomplishment is bagging an Argentinian mistress. Speaking of family values, Teen Mom star Farah Abraham originally denied there could possibly be a sex tape of her and anyone, then owned up to the fact there was a sex tape of her and the most famous male porn actor working today.
Also, Justin's going to Europe for 2 weeks!
May 3rd, 2013 by trending
This week! Justin attempts to psychoanalyze Steve. Does he have a fear of success or is he just denying his homosexuality? A woman's face transplant goes horrifically right (there is not non-horrific scenario for this one). A high school girl is arrested on felony charges for making a bomb at school! And by bomb, we mean she put a couple of household cleaners together in a bottle, shook it up, and got fizzy! Fizzy! Oh, the humanity! All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!
Apr 26th, 2013 by trending
This week! We talk a whole lot about nothing. We also dig into George W. Bush's Library. OK, so those two things may be redundant. Listen up, bitches!
Sadly, the architect was not able to accommodate Bush's request for a trampoline room.
Apr 19th, 2013 by trending
This week! Steve gets kidney stones and talks about his harrowing trip to the Doctor and describe in detail what is the most painful feeling he has ever had in his life. Pussy! The New York Post has a few ideas about who might have perpetrated the Boston bombing, despite any evidence or corroboration from authorities. So, you know, Journalism! A 260 lb teen sues Rachel Ray after a segment about weight loss on Ray's show goes awry and by "awry" we mean the trainer showed up to her house and expected her to physically move to lose the weight. The Senate shoots down a gun control bill that had the support of 90% of Americans! Next week, they plan on outlawing chocolate. All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!
Artist's Rendering of the Steve's Kidney Stone
Apr 11th, 2013 by trending
Also, don't forget to check out Steve's other podcast endevaour, Reservoir Radio.
Apr 11th, 2013 by trending
This week! We talk about the differences between the Recession and the Depression. During one of these, you may have to eat a shoe. Kansas County Commissioner Jim Gile used the phrase "nigger-rigging it" during a council meeting recently about fixing a bridge. Many are calling for his resignation, though some feel Giles will be able to Jew them down to a suspension.There is a new kind of money called BitCoin. No one knows what it is or how it works, but it is the hottest tech property on the market! Seriously, though, someone please tell us how this works. There's a hot new trend among young senior year college trend! They call them SWUGs and it means that they take it easy in their last year of college, sipping whine and not dating...wait, is that fucking it? Jesus Christ, if being lazy and anti-social is a trend, then I must be Andy fucking Warhol! All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!
Honestly, is this the face of a prejudiced man?
Apr 3rd, 2013 by trending
This week! We talk about the miracle of Christ's resurrection and what the hell that has to do with Bunnies and eggs! And speaking of rising from the dead, the original Aunt Viv from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Janet Hubert says she would be up for a reunion with the cast, despite having called them all liars several times in the past and within that same interview. Pat Robertson, in a rare moment of complete honesty admitted that religion isn't as strong in America as it used to be because we have become too smart. Hey, at least the man knows which way the wind is blowin'! All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!
Delusional? Look, if I were delusional would I be out pitching an Aunt Viv spin off show?