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This week! Barack Obama says he is down with gay marriage. Looks like someone finally got around to watching The Birdcage! New York state rules that watching child porn on the internet is legal. Don't worry, pot still isn't-that would be fucked up! Mitt Romney attends a fundraising dinner at pharmaceutical company that makes the Plan B pill, which he has denounced in the past. You got to admit, he has conviction when it comes to selling out his ideals. A study shows that more and more people with PHDs are living on foodstamps and unable to get work. Just to give that some context, Snookie will be on two MTV televisions shows this year. Two. All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!

I wonder what bullshit I can get away with next?

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This week! A North Carolina preacher says that if you think your kids might be gay, you should beat the gay out of them. Listen, I don't mind Preachers being violent and close minded, but once they start stealing material from Tracy Morgan, that's where I draw the line.  A California Mom gave her teenage son the best gift in the world-sex! Unfortunately, she gave this gift with her own vagina.  A San Francisco man is suing BMW for giving him a two year boner. Man, the same thing happened to me when Basic Instinct came out, but I didn't get all litigious about it. All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!

My dearest son, I know I haven't always been there, but...heeey, do you work out?

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This Week! Newt Gingrich announces he will be suspending his campaign for the Presidency-America shrugs shoulders and says, "yeah, that's cool". Stuart Chaifetz wires his Autistic son and finds out that the teacher at his Cherry Hill, NJ school has been ignoring the kids in her class, when not berating them and calling them bastards. The school board was so shocked by her behavior, they moved her to a completely different school! The bright side is-she did not molest anyone, so...progress? All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!

I cannot fucking believe people
still take me seriously! It's
Hilarious!

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This week! We talk about Ted Nugent and Anders Behring Brieveik. They have more in common than you might think. They are both crazy right wing gun nuts and apparently Brievik is also a shitty guitar player. We talk about the little Secret Service peccadillo in Colombia and we learn that there are only two ways to deal with a Colombian whore: you either pay her or you kill her, but whatever you do, don't try to haggle with her. All this and more on Trending: The Podcast!

I smell wacky buddy comedy! One is a plays by the rules diving instructor, the other a screwball hillbilly,

 but the one thing they can agree on is that guns are fucking awesome!

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This Week! We talk about Wolf Blitzer's interview skills: His questions are as incisive as his spine is flexible! Gawker says that Mike Wallace was not a real reporter and then the fabric of reality buckled under the irony of that statement. Tennessee just passed a law allowing  Creationism to be taught as a scientific theory in public schools. The mere fact that this is happening will be used as exhibit A that there is no such thing as evolution. Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobies were airbrushed out of an for a TV show in which she will be playing a prostitute. The mere fact that this happened is exhibit A that there is no such thing as God. All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!

This show looks pretty good!           I will never watch this show!

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This week! We talk about Spotify-you can listen to all of the music you like for only 10 bucks a month, but for $50, I can just buy the Edgar Winters box set and own it forever. We talk about Mirlande Wilson, McDonald's worker who claims to have won the Powerball-but not with the ticket her and her co-workers bought together- separate ticket-also, she has proved that she owns the ticket yet. Does this sound weird? Well, she's Haitian. James Cameron changed the night sky for the re-release of the Titanic because Neil Degrasse Tyson told him it is wrong. The lesson, don't piss off Neil DeGrass Tyson. All this and more on this week's Trending! The Podcast!

Testify.

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This Week! We talk about the book that has people talking out of the good sides of their mouths; A Gift for a Muslim Couple. It is a handy guide for the husband who isn't sure when to inflict domestic abuse against his wife(spoiler: pretty much all the time). Did you know a recent study showed that people who eat chocolate are less likely to gain weight? Did you know that even if it didn't, I would still be eating an entire Lindt bar right now? All this and more on this week's Trending! The Podcast!

What is the gift? Here's a hint: it's black and blue.

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This Week! Steve and Justin start things off by talking about Home Repair-Steve thinks all contractors are over paid, lazy and incompetent. Justin thinks he has found a new career. We talk about Trayvon Martin and more importantly,  the dumbass who can't tell the difference between a sixteen year old kid getting snacks during half time and a burglar. We also give out  our first annual Teachie award to Marilyn Bart-a true shaper of young minds! All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!

Hey, nice wall-I can't wait to totally fuck it up!

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This Week! We kick things off talking about the Michigan lottery winner who was food stamps. Hey, lady, we applaud your efforts, but everyone knows you can’t be rich and take Government hand outs unless you work in Finance. Kirk Cameron offers his views on gay people-huh, turns out he doesn’t like them. It’s strange because usually Christian conservatives are so open-minded. We talk about Kony 2012 and after finding out he is a maniac who forces children into the military, a mass murderer, and known rapist-in other words, he has a good chance at winning the Republican primary. Also Rhianna's Dad says she is fat and thinks Chris Brown has been misjudged, so when you ask how she could get back together with such a creep, you now have your answer.  All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!

Believe it or not, this man is actually against gay rights.

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This week! Mitt Romney fucks up a gun question. Listen, Mitt, you are a Republican being asked about guns. The answer is you fucking love them! This should be a political gimme. Angelina Jolie shows of her right leg weirdly at the Oscars and the press goes nuts! Steve thinks she is crazy, Justin is just enjoying the view. Netflix CEO  Reed Hasting want to focus less on video rentals and more on production just like HBO-but will they become more like OWN? All this and more on Trending! The Podcast!

"You think I am happy now? Wait until I am done running this company right into the fucking ground!"

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